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Post  numptyz Mon May 03, 2010 5:02 pm

Now I am older I have discovered.....


I started out with nothing and I still have most of it !!! Exclamation

My wild oats have turned into prunes and all bran Surprised

I finally got my head together...then my body started falling apart !!!

Funny....I dont remember being absent minded drunken

If all is not lost - where is it????? confused confused confused

Its hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere Sleep

If God wanted me to touch my toes he would have put them on my knees

Its not hard to meet expenses...They're everywhere !!! affraid affraid affraid

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Post  Julian Tue May 18, 2010 7:43 am

Haha, funny

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Post  Admin Tue May 18, 2010 9:51 am

Hi Julian... Funny and true !!! LOL
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Post  fane123 Sun Jul 18, 2010 5:38 am

numptyz wrote:Now I am older I have discovered.....


I started out with nothing and I still have most of it !!! Exclamation


Well looks like you lost nothing Laughing
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Post  Admin Mon Jul 19, 2010 9:21 pm

Not even the bills !!!! lol Evil or Very Mad Laughing
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Post  fane123 Tue Jul 20, 2010 10:11 am

My apologies...It should have been "nothing" Very Happy
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