Test for Idiocy

Answer all questions instantly...... You cant stop to think...you must answer immediately !!!

Question 1
You are taking part in a race...You overtake the second person...what position are you in???

Question 2
If you overtake the last person, then what position are you in????

Question3
Tricky arithmetic !!This must be done in your head ~ Do NOt use pencil and paper or a calculator...
Take 1000 now add 40 to it... Add another 1000....then add 30 to it. Next add another 1000. Now add 20 to it. Now add another 1000. next add 10..
What is the total ?

Question 4
Mary's father has 5 daughters .... 1.Nana 2.Nene 3.Nini 4.Nono 5. ?
What is the name of his fifth daughter?

Question 5
A man goes into a shop to buy a toothbrush..although he is mute he mimes brushing his teeth and successfuly completes his purchase. Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses....how does he indicate what he wants ?

Answers tomorrow !

i love these questions.
the maths one seems fairly straight forward so i'm pretty sure that i've got it wrong and will prove just how much of an idiot i am......

Spoiler:

Not bad Sevin i'm glad other people are answering to. Who ever create this quiz i'm on your wave leght which I find funny because I actual know answer which is a first for me.

1) First

2) It depends how many in the race

3) 5,000 I have heard this one before, you have to do it slowly

4) Mary

5) Tells the shop keeper he can speak

4) 4100 added wrong can't really add up in my head

Sorry folks... some mistakes.... I'll leave it for you to try again...

Sevin...Q1 isnt right...
Cazyshell... Q1 and Q2 not right...

You both got all the others right

so qustion 2) is last

and question 1) blank

If you overtake the second person they become third and you take their place and become second....

How can you overtake the last person..???? There is nobody behind the last person to overtake them...